I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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