Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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