Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
