I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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