You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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