It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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