did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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