i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
When did angry sex become our thing?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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