p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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