Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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