It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
My vagina just clenched in fear
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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