uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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