If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
