he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
Randomize
