if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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