"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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