My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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