i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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