what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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