The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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