Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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