with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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