Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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