And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
ok first of all what the fuck
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