I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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