So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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