Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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