Its about making memories worth repressing
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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