There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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