It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
