MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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