I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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