So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
oh god was she eating orange peels again
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I need you to use more vowels.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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