i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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