Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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