you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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