How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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