About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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