id be glad to
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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