it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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