Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
jump out the window naked night went bad
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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