its not stalking. its research.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Fuck appropriateness.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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