we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Randomize
