Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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