Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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