His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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