well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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