hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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