How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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