a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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