My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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