I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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