I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
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