So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
